COINCIDENCE

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I never wash my hands after using a public rest room, unless something gets on me while being there. Otherwise, I figure I'm as clean as when I walked in, so I patiently wait by the door until someone else walks in so I don't touch the door handle. Can u imagine how many poorly washed hands that must have gripped that handle?



And yes! I use my elbows to flush. Never underestimate that boomerang shaped joint, it really comes handy ironically, especially when giving a back massage.

Speaking of massage, I need one right about now....*puts left hand in boxers, and massages testicles*

Its a dirty habit men have, massaging/rolling of the testicles, I guess every guy wants to feel his treasure in his hands including a one year old who holds his PEE-PEE as the mother changes his diaper.

Personally, I think if you need to wash your hands with soap after rolling your balls , you may as well just go ahead and scrub your genitals with hard brush and Dettol cool. Honestly, Wouldn't you like to see some guy trying to dry his genitals with one of those forced-air blowing machines that are mounted four feet off the ground?

Technology sha! We humans just had to make a device that would literally cleanse the shit out of our hands!

Technology has really come a long way... think of how much information, in the form of radio energy, that is flying through the air all around us, all over the world, right now and all the time.

AM, FM, UHF, VHF, short-wave radio, television, Internet, CB radio, walkie-talkies, mobile network data, satellites, microwave relays, faxes, GPS, the military, the financial institutions, medical structures, the media, etc... etc... etc.

Trillions and trillions of separate little bits of electronic information flying all around the world through the air at all times.




Think of that. Think of how busy the air is. Now realize this: A hundred years ago there was none! None! Silence....no wonder its getting harder by the day to find tranquillity. One has to go through long lengths to find peace or soul searching as I would like to call it.

SILENT and LISTEN are spelt with the same letters, you call that coincidence?