Virtual Cupid

Each of His arrows
Are so easily fired
Since upon cupid
Became electronically wired

Uploading pictures
Hoping for a like
Equipped with smilies
Your heart to ignite

No distance to far
Miles are eaten by cars
Sevens seas and seven mountains Now a myth of the past 

A sign of the times
At nighttime we grind
Oh sweet cyber cupid
Oh how stupid we are

Virtual kisses everywhere
Real hugs never shared
A relationship he inspires
A true quality I admire

A fighter I am not
A lover I am of
Send virtual love
Across all wires

V

I'm usually pretty silly
When I try to show you how I care But today is very special Be silly,
I don't care

I thought of sending you flowers But thought no, no, no, not today
I thought of giving you banana
But that too was silly

I wanted to write a letter
To show you I've got skills
But ended up using the paper
To smoke up some weed

I could have sent you a cake
But that's getting so old
Besides nothing says I love you More than 14kt gold

I could have sent a teddy bear
To snuggle you at night
But I'd rather be it me you snuggle When you turn off the lights!
 
There are countless ways to show it There are three words to say it
I want to grow old telling you these words
So I can count how many times
I've told you these words
I love you my Valetine