July 31, 2013

Cat & Dog

We need new zodiac signs. 
The old ones depict an obsolete world; the Archer ♐ (Sagittarius), the Sea-goat♑ (Capricorn), and talking about obsolete the Virgin ♍ (Virgo).
 When last did you meet one that was above 16 years? Yea I thought so... and now 13 year old girls are getting married? We need modern zodiac signs that represent today's reality:   The Paedophile, The Raged Politician , The Suicide Bomber, The 419, The Deeply Religious Non Beliver, The Paranoid Bus Conductor, The Ever Pressing Phone Junke, The Runz Girl, The Gee Boi, The Money Launderer, The Unhappy Civil Servant, 
The Human Immunodeficiency Virus, and ... The Pussy Lover!