Cat & Dog

We need new zodiac signs. 

The old ones depict an obsolete world; the Archer ♐ (Sagittarius), the Sea-goat♑ (Capricorn), and talking about obsolete the Virgin ♍ (Virgo).

 When last did you meet one that was above 16 years? Yea I thought so... and now 13 year old girls are getting married? We need modern zodiac signs that represent today's reality:   The Paedophile, The Raged Politician , The Suicide Bomber, The 419, The Deeply Religious Non Beliver, The Paranoid Bus Conductor, The Ever Pressing Phone Junke, The Runz Girl, The Gee Boi, The Money Launderer, The Unhappy Civil Servant, 

The Human Immunodeficiency Virus, and ... The Pussy Lover!

Titles

What's all this talk about motivation? or "ginger" as the street urchin would call it. I say, if you need motivation, you probably need more than motivation. You need help. You need to visit your village shrine or have a brain surgery.

Sometimes

Never under estimate the power of good food. Honestly sometimes, I love food more than people. People are too complicated thats why we mis understand each other. Few Good intentions and alot of bad temptations. Until we reduce the language to only seven words we would never fully understand each other.
So here I am playing with words in the best way I can...writing!

Virtual Cupid

Each of His arrows
Are so easily fired
Since upon cupid
Became electronically wired

Uploading pictures
Hoping for a like
Equipped with smilies
Your heart to ignite

No distance to far
Miles are eaten by cars
Sevens seas and seven mountains Now a myth of the past 

A sign of the times
At nighttime we grind
Oh sweet cyber cupid
Oh how stupid we are

Virtual kisses everywhere
Real hugs never shared
A relationship he inspires
A true quality I admire

A fighter I am not
A lover I am of
Send virtual love
Across all wires

V

I'm usually pretty silly
When I try to show you how I care But today is very special Be silly,
I don't care

I thought of sending you flowers But thought no, no, no, not today
I thought of giving you banana
But that too was silly

I wanted to write a letter
To show you I've got skills
But ended up using the paper
To smoke up some weed

I could have sent you a cake
But that's getting so old
Besides nothing says I love you More than 14kt gold

I could have sent a teddy bear
To snuggle you at night
But I'd rather be it me you snuggle When you turn off the lights!
 
There are countless ways to show it There are three words to say it
I want to grow old telling you these words
So I can count how many times
I've told you these words
I love you my Valetine

Jamais Vu

I woke up this cold morning with something I couldn't remember.

I knew it was related to something I had learnt.

Something I said I WOULD never forget.

It seemed like the word Déjà vu was involved.
 Then suddenly, it was all gone.... just like that! A memory was gone.

Later in the afternoon.... even though I was able to recall my experience of the morning; when I was not able to remember something I said I WOULD never forget.

 I could no longer remember what the thing was,
what it was related to, or the word that was involved.

I hate it when this kind of thing happens, and its just like the word is at the tip of my tongue!