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Thou shall not perish due to lack of Knowledge…

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People used to take drugs, but now they do drugs.
Some people don't do drugs, they do lunch.
Instead of taking drugs, some others take meetings. 
They used to have meetings, but now, instead of having meetings, they have relationships.
Now there are some people who don't do drugs but have a relationship, and will take a meeting while they do lunch.

Hell is made up of the 'Single' People Around You

I have a very good friend, and until recently we both shared in an odd but satisfying hobby:

Feeling our lonely hearts with meaningless one night stand(s). Thankfully, he has just bagged himself a girlfriend, and a cool one at that. But seeing as he has very good manners and in order not to make me feel bad about my continued exclusion from the dating world, he is trying very hard not to gloat about it.