BOOGERS

Don’t you just hate bad habits?
We’ve all got a few
We wish we didn’t, but Oh well we just do!
Mine is picking my nose...

COINCIDENCE

THE LOO
I never wash my hands after using a public rest room, unless something gets on me while being there. Otherwise, I figure I'm as clean as when I walked in, so I patiently wait by the door until someone else walks in so I don't touch the door handle. Can u imagine how many poorly washed hands that must have gripped that handle?