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Don’t you just hate bad habits?
We’ve all got a few
We wish we didn’t, but Oh well we just do!
Mine is picking my nose...


I know! It’s totally gross, but I’m addicted
I have to keep my nose clear or it drives me nuts
I really don’t know how the rest of you can handle it.
I’ve tried cotton bud, but it only works some of the time
The rest of the time a good finger, with a 1-millimeter nail for scrapping…
That just seems to make the world a better place.
I know it sounds like a gross habit but what can one really do?Frankly speaking, I don't trust people who don’t pick their nose.
No seriously, it’s like they are trying to hide something.
Me, I'm an open book, no shame in my game
I could make my whole knuckle disappear.
Another thing is this, nose pickers are focused people.
Have you witness the amount of concentration a nose picker acquires when digging for a booger?




Amazing right?
They have a goal and they have a plan.
Nothing can stop them from achieving that goal.



The worst is when you are in your car, on auto pick and you get stuck in traffic.

And that's about the time your knuckle disappears, then some jerk now pulls up next to you and starts giving a condescending look like he has never picked his nose before.
I’ve found a solution to this, last time it happened to Me,
I rolled down the window and yelled at the guy,
"Stick your nose in my business again and I'll pick it"