WHAT WE TALKING ABOUT???

Have you ever started a "short cut"? No one seems willing to do this. We don’t mind using existing short cuts, but we rarely start one. Infact who started the one you frequently use?

Thrill yourself today, start a new short cut. Even if it doesn’t lead anywhere, just start one and see how many people are willing to cut short their journey.

Talking about cutting short of ones journey, can a blow job be considered a short cut to ones arrival to a cum? 

Talking about cum, I don’t like porn anymore. They piss me off. First of all, they show a horny looking nude vixen who starts playing with herself. And while I’m lost in this trance, she sort of becomes my girlfriend for that moment. And then suddenly! A guy walks in with his huge dick which makes mine look like a penis.
Yes ladies! There's a difference between Dick and Penis.... would educate you on this later... Then this guy whips out his Dick and starts fucking my girlfriend!

That shit drives ℳe crazy!

Talking about crazy, isn't it crazy that prostitution is still illegal? 

Selling is legal and so is fucking too!

So, why isn’t it legal to sell  a fuck?

Why should it be illegal to sell something that’s legal to give away?

How could it be illegal to pay for something that gives happiness?

Drinking and driving is totally bad,

But have you ever driven horny before?

I can’t follow the logic anyway...

Of all the things you can do to a person,

giving them an orgasm is hardly the worst.

In the army they give you a medal for killing people;

in civilian life you go to jail for giving orgasms.

Am I missing something?

You know what else drives ℳe crazy! Coloured ribbons!

Haven’t we gone far enough with coloured ribbons! It seems for every cause there's a coloured ribbon attached to it. Every cause has its own colour. Red for AIDS, Blue for child abuse, Pink for breast cancer, Green for the rain forest. Do u know what, I’ve got my own ribbon, a brown one. You know what it means? “Eat shit, motherfucker!!!”

Talking about motherfuckers, can the word motherfucker be used on gays? Shouldn't it be fatherfuckers?

Talking about fuckers, do u know who is really fucked? Kids! I like watching kids because they’re really fucked up and cause they don’t know what they’re doing. I really like that, their innocence supports all of theirs fuck-ups. Infact I like people who fuck-up regardless of their age, why? Because they make ℳe feel good about myself, it isn't a crime yet to glut at someone's stupidity is it?

Talking about gluttony, I'll like to see a fat kid sitting on a toilet seat and at the same time eating a chocolate candy bar, maybe mars. 

Talking about Mars I heard “spidery black objects have been sighted on the red planet

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/spidery-black-objects-mars-surface-raise-speculation-184239849.html

Now is this worth talking about? Is there a possibility of finding out we aren't ALONE afterall? 
What are we really talking about people? Think of the ripple effect this would have on our world as we know it today? Think of the effect it would have on religion and humanity as a whole. 
Or would you prefer using Rick Ross's dimwit slogan... 
WE TALKING MONEY, YOU TALKING NONSENSE!