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Do you know that if you’re sentenced to death they have to give you one last meal of your choice?

What is that all about? A group of people plan to kill you

BUT!...

....they want you to eat something you like before dying, is this a joke?

Do they think eating the food would help take your mind off dying?

Or do they just prefer to kill you when you’re stomach is full and you have the ITIS?

PS: if you haven't watched Boondocks, your defintely #TEAM_PONDO 

THE ITIS

I’m not sure what kind of sick game is going on... but what the hell!!!

 You might as well play along, have a little fun with it

I think there’s great potential here for fun and mischief here.

 In fact, I’m thinking that if you worked it just right you might even

squeeze a little extra time out of them...

Tell them that you’ve converted to a religion that embraces cannibalism,

and you’d like to eat a 3weeks old albino baby with a vegetable salad on the side and lots and lots of ketchup!

They would have to file a couple of hundred more frivolous appeals.

Because, as I understand it, they have to give you ANY meal you ask for

excluding elephant sha, that would just be dumb.

To ask for a BBQ elephant as a last meal? They’ll just know you’re joking with them.  

Elephants are known to be one of the intelligent animals next to whales

 You can’t seriously expect them to start building a big abattoir

to kill an elephant just because they want to hang a criminal

but at the same time, don’t want to have it hanging on their conscious.

But short of that, they have to give you pretty much what you want.

So I say have a little fun; buy some time.

When they ask what you want, tell them you can’t decide.

That’s all there is to it. YOU CAN’T DECIDE!

“Hmmm... I don’t know. I’m not sure if I want Bole & Fish 

BOLE & FISH

or Chicken & Chips. 

CHICKEN & CHIPS

I mean, I really love them both. I haven’t had bole & fish in quite a while,

 but on the other hand, I really love chicken. 

 It’s my good luck food and they’re both rich in protein. I just can’t figure it out.”

What can they do? Can they kill you under these circumstances?

Can they go ahead and kill you if you honestly don’t know what you want for dinner?

 Imagine if you your allowed to keep this up for six months. Think of the headlines. 

CONDEMNED MAN STILL ALIVE

CAN’T DECIDE.

BOLE & FISH VS CHICKEN & CHIPS

Then three years go by... five, seven, and then, finally, one morning you wake up, and it’s clear as a bell:

“All right, I’ve decided. And I don’t know why I didn’t think of this long ago.

I’m going to have Oha Soup.”

“All right, Oha Soup it is. And your choice of sallow?  Garri, Semo, Amala or Fufu Aka Packet Shirt?”

“Hmmm... I hadn’t thought of that oooh!, lemme see...my choice of sallow?

 Errrmmm... Listen, guys, can I get back to you on that one?” 

HEADLINES!!!

HUNGRY MAN EXECUTED.

DRAGGED DOWN TO THE FIRING SQUAD

WHILE SCREAMING

 “PACKET SHIRT!!!!”