Venus Vs Mars

Venus Vs Mars

They say women are from Venus and men are from Mars….

Why are Men and Women so different?

This is what I think happened...God created man and a few days later, was thinking like "Oh Me!!! Man needs to feel the pleasures from sex, just like how I felt before my son Jesus was conceived by his....hold on, who gave birth to Jesus before he came as man to earth?

Anyways....Why else would he be saying stuffs like..."It's not good for man to be alone "Like we need a babysitter or something? So he gets busy and creates woman; his answer to mans loneliness and constant masturbation was solved, not until it went sideways.... 

Women were built to bring organization and order to the world, while men seem to have been built to take things apart or blow stuffs up. Women mature sooner than men do. Girls are ready for life at 18-21. While 30yr old guys are still riding power bikes, drinking, clubbing and trying to get their heads around having to leave his parents home someday soon. 

Here's a story about that male immaturity I'm talking about...
I love swimming, I hit my favourite spot BLUE ELEPHANT at least twice a week. It’s a Lebanese restaurant, my GOD!!! Those people can cook! It’s not really blue in colour but their swimming pool is as blue as the sky on a setting sun. But sadly, they have only one shower to rub down before or after entering the pool so you freeze while you wait your turn.

Now I found out, that girls aren't bothered about showering under one shower head together. Guys just aren't matured enough for that. There was this one time I was all wet and cold waiting for my turn to shower, while my friend Izu, was just coming out.

Well I couldn't wait anymore, so I started to get in and while we're trying to get past each other it happened..................
Our butts touched! Now, realizing this is a critical incident.
Not wanting any permanent emotional damage from this, figured we better talk about it.

So I said "Izu?" He said "Yes Mike" "did our butts just touch?"  

***there was an awkward silence***

 Izu said- "yeah but we don't talk about that Mike "Now being the older and supposedly more matured one I said "Yeah your right, forget that I even mentioned it"

Now, if we'd been the mature adults we're supposed to be.....We'd have talked this through and probably have agreed it wasn't honestly that bad apart from the fact that the hairs on our butt made it feel like white sand between your palms being rubbed together.

But women worry more than men do. They worry about what they eat, drink, wear, rub, fix, kiss, blow, fuck and yes, finally marry! 
Come to think of it, I'll take having to worrying about the one in a million case scenario where my hairy butt mistakenly rubs another guys  hairy butt in a shower room than to be a woman, not that they aren't a beautiful work of art, is just that………..

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN!!!