THE YELLOW MENANCE

You know, everyone nowadays has a cell phone.

It's like their lives orbit around that rectangular piece of steel...and it's not even a sphere!

I can’t disagree though…I’m one of those people that just can’t part with their phone even at gun point.

Every few minutes I’ll be checking my phone…..

 Oh look!

I have…zero missed calls, zero new texts, zero Pings, zero mentions from Twitter and the Facebook frontier couldn’t be any more blue than it is….

Then it hit me like a ton of bricks why I have zero missed calls, zero new texts, zero Pings, and zero mentions from Twitter. 

You see, I’ve found out who the Devil is…. He’s a small rectangular shaped like yellow sim card. Yes u guessed right, MTN is the DEVIL!!! And we all know the Devil is full of EMPTY promises…. 

But come to think of it, people who forward God's messages as broadcast on blackberry, you know all those messages that tell you what God told them to tell you... yea! those ones....

Quick question; does God have a Blackberry? I bet He'll be using a WHITE GOLD TORCH!

Hmmmm...I would really want to work for his network provider, I bet they won't be anything like MTN.

Anyways, I’ll still be sitting here or standing there, there’s really no difference, just pressing my phone. *shrugs*

I have one of those sliding phones…. how many of you have those sliding phones, pretty cool right?

You know how addicting it is to just slide the phone back and forth? *click, clack, click, clack*

It’s lots of fun until suddenly,  *phone rings* Its Mum, she’s probably wondering why I called.

 *hello Mum,  Migwo,…. no I didn’t mean to call you…no I’m not smoking right now…
yes I know…the rain is not an excuse to smoke…no need to rub it in… NO! don't drive down to check on me, I’m good!

 Um…Mum I really have to go… um…I want to make dinner. Yes, at 2AM! I Love you…. 
slides phone, *clack*

*shakes head and takes a long drag of Benson & Hedges....*

…this woman knows me too well…she truly gave birth to me.