Titles

What's all this talk about motivation? or "ginger" as the street urchin would call it. I say, if you need motivation, you probably need more than motivation. You need help. You need to visit your village shrine or have a brain surgery.

Actually, if you ask me, this country could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Politicains, Boko Haram, Rapist, Swindlers, The Nigerian Police, and of course Christians fanatics. The ones that don't hesistate to say "my bible told me..."
I'm not sure motivation is always a good thing. You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching Family guy or Modern Family, and only occasionally gets up to go take a shit or makes a "hungry man" noodle, and I'll show you a man who's not causing any trouble.

Speaking of taking a shit, well I don't give a shit. Not since 1995 when Ken Saro-Wiwa was hung for murder. That was the last one I gave. Oooh wait! I think I gave a shit in 2012, Aluu 4; yeah, that was the last I gave. Just one. It was horrible. But that was it. I'm not even sure I have any shit left. Honestly, I'm afraid to look. I think I'm all out of shit! If you want one, you're going to have to find it on your own. Maybe you could buy a shit *heard people sniff shit to get high* or you could steal one. I bet by now there's a black market full of shit for sale. Hot shit! By the way, in addition to those who don't give a shit, there are many others who will not take shit from no one. Too proud! These are the same people that do not give a fuck but they might take head.

I'm trying to perfect my writing, so I have decided to write a couple of books, here are their titles;

•Where to get free sex
•Eat, Run, Stay Fit, and Die still
•You Give Me 60 seconds and I'll give you a climax
•Why you should never call a Nigerian Policeman Olokpa
•That stain on your white shorts is not Ribena
•A 1000 ways to smoke weed and get rich
•Where not to take The side chic
•Why you should never drive Honry
•Past the time in traffic with Gala
•100 ways to say I DO
•I Suck, You Suck, we all Suck
•How to have the perfect break up
•Where to sew your wife material
•How to hide a really big nose
•The Wrong underwear can kill
•Seven brothels for seven bachelors
•A complete list of people who are not making progress
•I'm pregnant! When you meeting my parents?
•10 ways to swallow your puke when drunk
•10 Things a prostitute can't handle
•Why toilet seats should replace chairs in schools. And finally....
•Whats really on the other side of the moon.