Jamais Vu

I woke up this cold morning with something I couldn't remember.

I knew it was related to something I had learnt.

Something I said I WOULD never forget.

It seemed like the word Déjà vu was involved.
 Then suddenly, it was all gone.... just like that! A memory was gone.

Later in the afternoon.... even though I was able to recall my experience of the morning; when I was not able to remember something I said I WOULD never forget.

 I could no longer remember what the thing was,
what it was related to, or the word that was involved.

I hate it when this kind of thing happens, and its just like the word is at the tip of my tongue!

So its evening and I'm trying to juggle my mind for that lost memory. 

And I still don't make head way.

Did it have to do with something relating to Time Travel?

Cos some theories claim that Déjà vu is simply a glitch in the science of Time Travel.

 I really hope this the case, I could finally go back in time to finish my book

“How to Achieve a Six-Hour Orgasm Without a Date”

I stopped writing it because of my short cummings. Yea, I have short swimmers.

 

I still couldn’t shake this feeling that I'm forgetting something

 despite the fact I promised myself not to forget it. 

I hate this feeling!

Apart from that, today was a good day...

 I didn't have my bath today. I wasn't dirty. 

If I'm not dirty, I don't bath. Some weeks I don't have to bath at all!

 I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. 

And to save time, I use the same brush.

 In my opinion, I’m saving water. I'm going Green!

But you know what they say about opinions, they are just like assholes, everybody has one.

Everybody, except dead people and Gays.

Oooh ok, all jokes aside, I don't care if you’re Gay or not

I believe a relationship should be between LOVE and LOVE.

Now that's an opinion you can take to the bank.

Speaking of gays, what's up with the14 years imprisonment law?

Has any couple been caught in the act and sent to jail?

I would really like to know who the peeping Tom was.

14 years in prison! To do exactly what there?

 Have a reality show called Gays of our lives?

Abegi! 9ja be serious! Nor be today nyash begin dey get middle parting!!!

Sodom and Gomorrah nko? They had nothing on today’s world. I think God should render an apology.

 And that my friend, is another opinion.

Well I don't have to tell you everything, it goes without saying, there are some things better left unsaid.

That said, I think that should speak for itself. 

The less said about some things, the better it is for everyone.

Well so much for today.... I learnt something.

 Something I said I'll never forget.

 And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorised it either. 

So what I'm left with is the memory of having learned something

Something that I can't quite remember.