The Pursuit of Happiness

#1: Be nice to everyone even if you don’t want to be kind or respectful, or they are not just nice to you. That way you’re not dragged down to their level and besides nothing pisses off an arrogant prick more than people being nice to them.




 #2: Sex! Have a good and regular amount of it. It’s the most natural urge known to man followed by eating, then sleeping which is also very necessary, nothing beats a good sleep immediately after sex. *yawns*

 #3: Try to find a quiet time for yourself. I know its hard to find silence with the current state of the world, you’ve got your neighbours generator, TV, blackberry, cars, dogs barking you name it there’s always something to fill up silence wherever you think you might find it and with all this, its close to impossible to find it. But despite the odds, put time aside to listen to YOU. It’s easy to forget YOU. What YOU want, who YOU are. Check in with YOU everyday or just like most people, check in with YOU at least every New Years Eve.

 #4: Exercise. Any form of exercise would do. My favourite exercise is walking to the Aboki’s shop at the beginning of my street to buy a pack of B&H and then, take an okada back home! Remember there’s no need to over do anything, this I learnt the hard way, I tend to over do things that excite me till I feel numb about it. *sad*

 #5 Drink plenty of water. I can’t function unless I drink 15-20 liters of water a day! My favourite way of drinking water is filling a big glass with ice cubes and diluting it with Vodka. Phew! Ok now I’m thirsty, I need to drink water, and just like Sprite said, obey your thirst. *tilts a humongous glass filled with cubes n pours Vodka*

 #6: Start thinking positively, you’ll surely notice the difference. Instead of thinking “Am I a failure” try and think “I’m definitely a failure” Stop being wish-washy about things, see things for what they are. How much of a failure can you be? Pick one stupid! Either you are or you are not.

 #7: Always look in the mirror. See yourself for what you really are… a brute with a touch of god in you.

 #8 Play Play Play!!! I can’t stress play enough, oh yes I can!!! It’s my blog! PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY! If not for anything, remember this word PLAY!!! We once used to tell our parents “I’m going outside to play” how did that turn to “I’m going to work”? How did we loose our PLAY? If you see an adult dancing under the rain, you'll cross the road and make sure you'll keep your distance or an adult staring into the dark rainy clouds and says; “I can see Biker Mice from Mars being chased by the Plutarkians” Ok that really happened to a “friend of mine” PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY!!!!!!

 #9 The key to life is balance. Think of life as a seesaw on a sandy play-ground of school. On one side there’s TAKE and the other side is GIVE. If you just keep on giving you’ll be left on the ground with nothing and nothing equals empty, which you would feel sooner or later. So learn how to take once in while because TAKE would be stuck up there on the seesaw bored out of his mind and finally says “I can’t take this anymore!!!” which is a pretty huge statement to make since TAKE’s job is to take and if TAKE can’t take it anymore…well you get the picture. Same goes for TAKE, if TAKE keeps on taking, GIVE gets bored and say “I don’t give a fuck anymore!!!” so GIVE comes down crashing down from the seesaw hitting the sandy ground and GBAM! Chaos begins.

Finally TAKE runs to GIVE and says “please take me back” Now GIVE who has a forgiving spirit begins to give a fuck to TAKE once more and harmony is once restored. Moral story of the day, it’s ok to take and give a fuck from a forgiving heart once in a while in life. Lastly, know your special and they can only be one of you, infact you’re kinda getting extinct and how do I know that? Because you are reading this blog. Your already two steps from others who haven’t read this blog, there are not special yet but they will be when they finally get to read this blog, but just know when you read this blog you are already ahead.

Imagine being the last person to read this blog phew! I don’t wish that on anyone, but if word keeps spreading about this blog then they won’t be any last person, just a long list of special people for generations to generations to come and truly that would make me happy. So there you have it, your own blog on the keys to happiness courtesy of me…CEO of Happy People Inc. DAMN!!! That’s a relief! I’m done and you’re special, never ever forget that and always remember to stay happy.